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Joke of the Day

"Why can't I pay pay your mom for sex with my credit card? Because there's a minimum charge of 5 dollars."

"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"

"I'm so dependent on the google ""did you mean ____?"" that i barely bother to spell anything even remotely correctly"

"I just read that Disney is making a sequel to Bambi. He gets revenge on the hunters that killed his mother. They're calling it....... Bambo"

"What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm? Thalidomide"

"What do you call a farting fatass? Gas giant."

"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""

"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."

"What's the difference between Jack Daniel's and General Custer? Jack Daniel's is still killing indians."

"Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: A kangaroo stuck in a tree."