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Joke of the Day

"Frank's Girlfriend Frankfurter walks into his favorite bar holding a curvy Hamburger by the hand. ""Hi guys,"" he says. ""Meet my girlfriend, Patty."""

"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here for karma I still do, but I used to as well"

"I was gonna make an Indian Pun But I got Naan"

"How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb? Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm."

"Strap-on If you're thinking of purchasing a strap-on, you don't want to rush into the decision...you're going to be stuck with it for life."

"Whenever I weigh myself, I always subtract 10 pounds. I don't think boobs, brains, and an ass this fabulous should count against me."

"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."

"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and the other after a while."

"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""

"Next time you decide to complain about your problems, just remember, some guy out there has Snooki as his mom ..."