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Joke of the Day
"What was the proudest moment of Bill Clinton's life? When he was given Head Of State"
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"put the punch line in the title how do you piss off reddit?"
"*6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know"
"I am bored. Anyone need anything avenged?"
"Computers teach us 3 healthy daily habits... read/write and Run"
"It's so frustrating when your hitman doesn't answer the phone after you've made amends with someone"
"Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes? He's never Reddit."
"If Pingu started a metal band... It would be called Slipnoot"
"I've slept with every school teacher I've ever had. Yep, home schooling has its perks."
"With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it"