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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... Ow"

"A Briton is on vacation in Germany. The man walks into a bar. Dies."

"I was Hungary... ...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey sandwich and had a chocolate Malta for dessert."

"what does cellphone reception and princess diana have in common? They both die in tunnels"

"Did you know semen leaves the body at almost thirty miles per hour? This means it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone. I don't think the speed was why I was arrested though."

"What did the German baker say to greet his customers? Gluten tag!"

"There are three types of people in the world I hate. Racists, hypocrites and niggers."

"Boss Like Diaper A Boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and usually full of shit"

"The farther away the future is, the better it looks."

"How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded? A little Down."