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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) What do a girl's asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common? You know it's wrong, but eventually you have to put your tongue on it."

"I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit... ...They caught me poaching eggs."

"I hear they're making a new 50 euro note on grease proof paper"

"""Welcome to another meeting of Horse Club. Let's try to actually get something done today. All in favor?"" Crowd: ""NEIGH!"" ""Jesus Christ."""

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? you've gotta hand it to her..."

"Employees are rungs on the ladder to success... don't be afraid to step on a few."

"What do you call a duck with one leg A handiquack"

"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take him 50 tries to do it."

"What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time."

"What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights? The Que Que Que."