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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Jesus knows that everyone just pretends to be his friend so they can move into his sweet cloud house."

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"On my way to the mall yesterday I passed the Big & Tall Men's clothing store. Outside the store a troop of Girl Scouts were selling cookies. I guess it really is location, location, location..."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race."
"I turned my hobby into a job - George, Gynecologist"
"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, the job still sucks."
"I want to die the same way I was born. Naked, screaming, and covered in blood."
"She's as smart as bait."
"""I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me."" Friend: ""What did he say."" Me: ""You're fired."""
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around."
"Guy is taking a super loud dump in the toy. So I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"" I kick in the stall door and yell, ""Fuck you, man who is shitting!"""