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Joke of the Day

"I turned my hobby into a job - George, Gynecologist"

"What do you call it when you accidently butcher your your hefier instead of your steer A mistake."

"Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot."

"Geography joke from my son Him: What's the capitol of Switzerland? Me: Ummm, Geneva? Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!"

"What do yo call a gay dinosaur that's a transgendered bottom? Trannysoreass!"

"Why was the piano invented? So that the musician would have a place to put their beer."

"I dropped my phone when my friend accidently bumped my arm. It didn't break but for a moment I saw her whole life flash in front of my eyes."

"Last Halloween I had to explain to everyone that I was not a ghost with a boner, but I was just a ghost and I happened to have a boner."

"I've been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up."

"How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Need to know ASAP."