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Joke of the Day

"""I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me."" Friend: ""What did he say."" Me: ""You're fired."""

"Mugger: ""Hand over your card and give me your PIN number!"" Me: ""My personal identification number number?"" *he stabs me*"

"Did you know? Statistically, six out of seven Dwarves aren't happy."

"What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur? Dino-mite."

"Two muffins are baking in the oven. One looks at the other and says ""it sure is getting hot in here, whew!"" The other muffin looks back and says ""Holy Shit! A talking muffin!"""

"What are the unspoken rules of sign language? All of them"

"If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read ""Pills bury dough boy"" Credit to my friend Chris"

"This one's from my friend speedy gunz What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder? A Leper-Con"

"Shoes from a drug dealer I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups? Because they literally can't even."