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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race."
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"What do you call an Indian Jedi? Mace Hindu."
"I can see what happens at the end of Trump's presidency I have 2020 vision."
"Good luck making the Instagram most viewed page if you're not an adorable Japanese teenager eating frozen yogurt."
"that sinking feeling... when you're on the Titanic"
"Quit smoking is so easy I quit at least a thousand times already Edited :D"
"Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!"
"Say ""beer can"" in a British accent. You just said ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent."