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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around."
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"I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows. (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)"
"the worst part about a shark eating your legs off is when you realise your wallet was in your pocket"
"Gassy Joke What makes a Mexican gassy? Taco night. What makes a white person gassy? Chipotle. What makes a Jew gassy? Auschwitz"
"TIFU by not paying attention while ordering at Subway. Whoops, wrong sub."
"What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs? A Dell."
"What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring."
"What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously."
"my Liam Nissan is missing from the parking lot it's been taken 2014"
"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're."