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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, the job still sucks."

"Did you guys hear the news? Apparently Donald Trump is a cuck."

"Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo? They only had 4 cars."

"It is so cold that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife to keep warm!"

"Countries.. We used to have empires ruled by emperors. We used to have kingdoms ruled by kings. Now we have countries."

"What did the bartender ask Charles Dickens when he ordered a martini? Olive or Twist."

"The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go."

"The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg don't come running to me!'"

"A guy asked me out! Well, a guy asked me if I was going to be the same place he is. FINE, my boss called to see if I was coming to work."

"You know, I never understood why calling someone a pussy was an insult. I mean, you are what you eat."