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Joke of the Day
"Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them."
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"Just got a job as a scientist and I fell in love with the periodic table whilst the music was on. It was my chemical romance."
"Give Michael Cera a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll be like, ""ewww you have to touch worms? Gross"""
"A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society."
"""Bluetooth or crazy"" - is a guessing game I play when I see someone talking to themselves on the street. I usually guess wrong."
"The Binding Of Isaac Movie Just imagine The Binding Of Isaac Movie. He will find a Brimstone, Spoon Bender and Holy Mantle . It will be a pretty short movie I guess."
"A mosquito goes to a military base. The commanding officer says, ""Sorry, this is a 'no fly' zone."""
"The economy is so bad I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank."
"If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ? His wife !"
"Kid 1: Hurt my elbow School Nurse: Here's an ice pack K2: *fever* SN: Ice pack K3: *diarrhea* SN: Ice pack K4: *decapitated* SN: Ice pack"