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Joke of the Day

"My Grandpa used to tell me ""Eat Every Bean and Pea on your Plate""!"

"Why is Math always sad? Because it has too many problems."

"What's the difference between a burger and a burglar? Cooking times."

"Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help."

"I don't mind going to work. It's that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me."

"My girlfriend reacts to 'sex night' the way a 6 year old does to 'bath night'"

"What kind of meat do priests eat on good Friday? Nun."

"When I was younger, I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts I ate a Brownie."

"A five year old just made up this joke. Q: Why do astronauts eat so fast? A: Because they're on a rocket ship. Duh."

"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until you are 13 to come on your face."