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Joke of the Day
"Pedophiles may be bad people... ... but at least they drive slow through the school zones"
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"I ap-p-p-p-lied for a j-job as a r-r-r-radio an-n-nouncer. Sh-sh-shame on them, rej-jecting me because I'm b-b-b-black."
"What Were Franco's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"
"How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf."
"Your mother has the prettiest teeth I ever came across."
"Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you."
"Do you know what looks funny? s p o u ,no u p no"
"Cannibalism isn't funny Although, it depends on a person's taste..."
"What do you say to comfort the grammar nazi? There, their, they're..."
"Lesbian Neighbors My two lesbian neighbors asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said I wanna watch. FML. They gave me a Rolex"