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Joke of the Day

"I spend a lot of time thinking about you and how you were pretty much good with everything. By you I mean Nutella."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up."

"Where did Napoleon Bonaparte keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player."

"what do you call a fat guy telling all his friends that hes gay for the first time? coming out of the pantry! i dunno if this is the kinda stuff you guys like, but i had to share it with someone."

"They say comedy is an aphrodisiac. So I guess when women laugh at me after sex it's a good thing?"

"What's Black on top and White bottom? rape"

"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint!"

"What did the depressed plankton do? It krilled iself!"

"Submarines are just hipster boats."