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Joke of the Day

"Having a talk about drugs with my 11 yr old, and she said ""If I'm going to do anything, it will be hot boys."" I think I just had a stroke."

"A cannibal walked into a female patient's surgery room... ""I'll take the eggs, please."""

"What did the fertilizer say to the grass? I'm the shit."

"I teased Peyton Manning so he broke my phone. Now it'll never go past one ring...."

"my car's fuel economy is not doing so good... as a matter of fact, it's tanking"

"What's In Hitlers Nose? Snotzies"

"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."

"Self-deprecating humor is kind of my thing, or at least that's what I tell myself."

"What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood? Kind Ling"

"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."