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Joke of the Day

"Having a talk about drugs with my 11 yr old, and she said ""If I'm going to do anything, it will be hot boys."" I think I just had a stroke."

"TIL... Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep...."

"Somebody said that truth doesn't exist at all. And then an enthusiastic supporter shouted: ""YEAH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!"""

"A man walked into a bar ""Ouch"""

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ? One is really heavy........ The others a little lighter."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"When I steal a sweater it's called theft but when a girl does it, it's a sign of affection"

"Why can't two blind people get along? They can't see eye to eye."

"My wife uses an entire bottle of dish soap when she washes the dishes every night. Another day, another Dawn"

"Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness? They don't like any witnesses."