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"A woman walks into a bar... The bartender asks what's she'd like to drink. The woman asks for a double entendre, so he gives it to her."
"I thought Ali was just shaken up a bit... But I guess he's down for the count."
"What separates man from animals? According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going to build."
"What do you call Jewish folk from New Jersey? Orange juice."
"My 2 year old loves Hello Kitty. My 6 month old, on the other hand, is really into Hello Titty."
"What is the temperature of a ton-ton? Luke warm"
"Knock Knock St. Patricks Day edition. Knock knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you would open the door I'm freezing out here!"
"A man goes to the doctor with a terrible rash on his nuts The doctor says, ""well you'll have to stop masturbating"". Man says ""why?"" Doctor says, ""because it's making it really hard to examine you"""
"How do you get a redneck to give a dog a blowjob? Dip the dog's dick in ranch dressing."