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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness? They don't like any witnesses."
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"Extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil who got dating advice from me."
"I've started up a chip shop in Auschwitz. I called it ""Arbeit Macht Fries""."
"If I find myself at Paula Deen's house, I'll be sure to stay out of the kitchen. There's an oven in there. Jews in Stews #paulasbestdishes"
"What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife? ""10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"""
"""TALIBAN OFFICIAL ACCIDENTALLY SENDS OUT COLLEAGUES' EMAIL ADDRESSES"" Apparently, he hit ""Reply Allah"". Heyoooooooo!!!"
"Why did the fallen child cross the road? Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination."
"Was in the hot tub a full 3 minutes before I noticed the floating chipmunk so probably don't ask me questions about a crime scene"
"Did you hear? There was an active shooter at the observatory! He was shooting for the stars!"
"At the Republican convention they kept telling everyone to stop with the Bush-bashing... Who are they to tell me what I can and can't do in the bedroom!?"