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Joke of the Day

"People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in positions of responsibility, making important decisions."

"What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught? You got the Wong guy."

"STOP HONKING! IF I DRIVE ANY FASTER THE TINY LIZARD THAT HITCHED A RIDE ON MY HOOD IS GONNA FALL TO HIS DEATH. HAVE SOME COMPASSION, PEOPLE."

"Last night I poured a hot bath, lit candles and turned on the radio. Then I threw them into the bath because I'm a guy and was curious."

"A priest comes into a bar. Wait, no it was a choirboy. So priest comes into a choirboy."

"Shouldn't Spiderman have 4 more legs?"

"I told the dog it is weird that he follows me into the bathroom all the time. So he walked out. Now I'm weirded out that he speaks English."

"F*ck and F*ck are sitting on a fence... F*ck falls off, WHO GIVES A F*CK! Stupidity is a niche! ~Skip"

"Dad always said, ""Never get on one knee for a girl... ...who won't get on both for you."""

"Two Scottish guys discussing a wedding.. First guys asks ""What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?"" Second fella says ""A kilt of course!"" First fella ""What's the tartin?"" ""She's wearing white"" says his pal"