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Joke of the Day

"Somebody said that truth doesn't exist at all. And then an enthusiastic supporter shouted: ""YEAH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!"""

"Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost"

"What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz"

"So this morning my fiance rolls over and says ,""honey I think I have a fever this morning."" To which I reply, ""pics or didn't happen."""

"What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp? A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks."

"My wife must be the slowest reader ever. I bought her a Kindle last Christmas and she still hasn't finished it."

"I overheard a work colleague saying they are going to a fancy dress party as a small island of the coast of Italy I said don't be Sicily"

"I just flew into town... and boy are my arms tired from furiously masturbating on the airplane"

"How to be a grown up at work? Always smile and replace ""fuck you"" with ""OK great"""

"I'm so thankful for my kids.If it weren't for them I'd never know what a cool sound my vacuum cleaner makes when it sucks up Rice Crispies."