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Joke of the Day

"Auto-erotic asphyxiation You can go on about it until you're blue in the face, I'm still not interested."

"Girl are you a Louis Vuitton store? Because I've never been inside you and probably never will unless I'm rich one day."

"The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?"

"Not sure video Instagram is a good idea. I've never looked at a picture of someone's dinner and thought, ""If only I could hear this."""

"Which people are expert in using internet . the and is those who speak hind-e"

"Why are black people tall? Their knee grows."

"I will never forget my grandpas last words. ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""

"Behavioral (/ be_have_voyeural) Economics Q: why do some people pay WAY too much at auctions? A: more bid curiosity"

"Poker is like sex... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand"

"Good news! I'm not a 30 year old virgin anymore! Happy birthday to me!"