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Joke of the Day

"Auto-erotic asphyxiation You can go on about it until you're blue in the face, I'm still not interested."

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"Girl are you a Louis Vuitton store? Because I've never been inside you and probably never will unless I'm rich one day."
"The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?"
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"Which people are expert in using internet . the and is those who speak hind-e"
"Why are black people tall? Their knee grows."
"I will never forget my grandpas last words. ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""
"Behavioral (/ be_have_voyeural) Economics Q: why do some people pay WAY too much at auctions? A: more bid curiosity"
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"Good news! I'm not a 30 year old virgin anymore! Happy birthday to me!"