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Joke of the Day

"Behavioral (/ be_have_voyeural) Economics Q: why do some people pay WAY too much at auctions? A: more bid curiosity"

"Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues."

"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"

"whats the difference between the duke of york and Katy price? the duke of York only had 10,000 men"

"My uncle the rabbi only tips 10% And a I mean always! He does that shit religiously!"

"The penis is a really strong organ... ... because it can take a beating"

"I could never be in a hardcore band because I'd feel awkward putting a sticker up in every bathroom stall I enter."

"Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!"

"My friend is addicted to Time-Travelling But he reckons he can stop at any time."

"""Emma Stone"" ~ Italian man telling you he's high"