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Joke of the Day

"What do lesbians cook for dinner? Nothing; they eat out!"

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."

"Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after sex? Mace."

"Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get hurt. I said: Don't live, you might die.."

"I think the closest I've come to playing romantic music at a girl's window is when I forgot to turn down ""Eye Of The Tiger"" at the drivethru"

"Sure, I'd love to Skype with you. Just hold on a sec while I brush my hair and undergo various cosmetic surgery procedures."

"Pinion nut math What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another? A difference of a pinion!"

"Is there a hole in your shoe? No?! Then how'd you get your foot in it?!"

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? (say outloud) With little knotsies."

"Do you like fishsticks? yeah? LIKE IN THE MOUTH? THEN YOU'RE A GAY FISH"