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Joke of the Day
"Poker is like sex... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand"
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"Don't cry because it's over, smile because they'll never find the body."
"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""
"I have to poop like the Joker... really, really bad."
"What is reddit's favorite song? ""Karma Police"" by Radiohead."
"TIL that some barbers have haircut numbers ""Honey, I just went to the barbershop and had a fantastic number 2!"""
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"
"Today I tried to remove a bandage I couldn't pull it off"
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"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"