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Joke of the Day

"Why was Jered Fogle always late? He kept getting a little behind."

"What kind of gas supports violence? pro-pain"

"[Cringe Alert] Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ? They only wear Trunks."

"Guy asks his girlfriend to tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. She thinks for a few seconds and replies.... Your penis is bigger than your father's."

"I tried bringing sexy back but the lady at Walmart assured me I didn't get it there."

"judge: 99 yrs me: is it cos i called ur gavel a justice hammer? judge: no that actually helped me: killing then judge: yeah the killing"

"As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head."

"Acne and the Priest What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't cum on your face until you are 13"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."

"Why did the trio of Mexicans get arrested? Because they were trespassing!"