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Joke of the Day

"judge: 99 yrs me: is it cos i called ur gavel a justice hammer? judge: no that actually helped me: killing then judge: yeah the killing"

"Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly. They're just fission for compliments."

"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"

"A recent study shows 9 out of 10 men admit their wife is always right. Since the study 1 man has still not been able to be found."

"What do your mom and a camel have in common? They both spit."

"Internet explorer... The best browser for downloading a new browser"

"Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs"

"Dead fly When you kill a fly, does it become a dead flew?"

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penisLADDER I MEANT LADDER"