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Joke of the Day

"Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe? So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in."

"My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, ""You're being charged with being good in bed..."" After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence."

"If 9/11 happened in Vegas, no one would have ever known due to that silly motto."

"A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes. When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on?"

"What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore."

"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"

"My wife claims to be very good at yoga... but I think she's just a poser."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it."

"I was up late last night watching Philadelphia with Tom Hanks... ...We were the finalists in a cream cheese staring competition."

"Burping up Taco Bell is like returning to the scene of the crime"