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Joke of the Day
"What kind of gas supports violence? pro-pain"
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"whats a similarity between colorado and saudi arabia? It's legal to get stoned"
"A priest is walking a crowd through a tour of an old church. He walks them through the priests changing quarters, turns to the crowd and says ""And this is where we separate the men from the boys!"""
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"My horse was way more aggressive than usual today it threw me off"
"My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person."
"Blinding hatred is a perfectly healthy response to everything that other people do."
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... Barista: Sir your Caffe Mocha is ready. Me: Oh ok nevermind."
"16 Sodium atoms walked into a bar followed by Batman"
"Seriously mam there's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos"