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Joke of the Day
"Why did the trio of Mexicans get arrested? Because they were trespassing!"
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"I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled."
"I'm sick of all this sex on TV. I keep falling off."
"What goes ""Hahahahaha...*thud*""? Someone laughing their head off"
"Riding in the car with a chiropractor... ... when he clearly takes the wrong exit. I ask why and he says... ""I'm not driving us under there! You wanna get carpool tunnel syndrome!?"""
"What does a pirate's beard feel like? Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)"
"If he's hot on your heels, dump him. You do not want a man who looks better in your shoes than you do."
"When you realize you're enjoying the May weather... But you want Pacquiao to win..."
"I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, ""You're look like a lobster."" ""Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?"" I asked. He said, ""No, you're just really ugly."""
"Why don't people tell many jokes about the reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."