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Joke of the Day
"How much force does it take for the Carolina Panthers to lose a Playoff game. One Newton"
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"Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)"
"I ordered the Club Salad for lunch.. I asked waitress ""What all comes in the club salad?"" She said ""Lettuce, turnip, the beat"""
"Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me."
"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."
"I give it two months before Trump tries putting his face on our money."
"I hear if you are a woman in a relationship you have a better chance of getting a ring than LeBron does. pow. bam."
"I follow my mother's advice and make little things count... Although I'm not sure if she meant me teaching midgets math."
"Finish this thought A man lands on his driveway, gets out of his spaceship, enters his home to find..."
"My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich."