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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)"

"PSA: Always tip your prostitutes. Small tips are fine. That's what they get paid for."

"Food is like dark humour Not everyone gets it"

"I asked my friend how he can date a fat chick... He says she's grown on him"

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them. (Works better in spoken format, I know)"

"Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario"

"I'll read a Southern Gothic novel with 1,288-word sentences, I don't give a Faulkner."

"Are you gonna eat that... or just take pictures?"

"What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!"

"When's the best time to go skydiving? Fall."