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Joke of the Day

"I ordered the Club Salad for lunch.. I asked waitress ""What all comes in the club salad?"" She said ""Lettuce, turnip, the beat"""

"If I'm ever in a coma unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem."

"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"

"I've always been a B+ student. It's in my blood."

"What do you call Muslims on a Plane? PASSENGERS!"

"World Cup Soccer? If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd go watch some of my single friends at the bar."

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They don't want to see men having a good time"

"What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh."

"What do you call a British person playing a saxophone? An Anglo Saxin'"

"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."