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Joke of the Day
"Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me."
Next Joke
"What does a transvestite do on Christmas? Eat, drink and be Mary"
"What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Decalfinated."
"Saw a cute girl at work today. I told her I get off in five minutes and she smiled. Then I said I finish work in one hour and she left."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."
"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"
"What's up? Some movie about an old guy and balloons."
"What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian? Dental floss."
"me: Should I pack condoms? wife*laughs* me*driving* wife*still laughing* me*checks into the hotel* wife*calls friend so they can both laugh*"
"I went to a seafood disco last night Pulled a mussel"