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Joke of the Day

"How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb Ill let you know once they get back to me"

"""This sushi is terrible."" ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""

"How come nobody created this obvious children's toy? Squeaky Fromme dolls. Think about it. They'd make good doggie chew toys too...."

"Chuck Norris can run up a flight of stairs backwards."

"Need your help. Give me some bear puns! or I will kill you with my BEAR hands"

"The trouble with having an Asian fetish AND a foot fetish... You're bound to get off on the Wong foot."

"I went into a medical shop. ""Have you got anything for irritation?"" ""Yes,"" he said, ""But where exactly?"" I said, ""Fuck knows, you tell me. It's your shop."""

"How come when a child shouts ""This is dumb"" at a wedding it's considered cute, but when I do it, I'm immediately replaced by another priest?"

"I told my dentist I wanted whiter teeth so he named them all Bryce and moved them to a gated community."

"What do you call a skinhead underwater? An oister"