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"What do you get when you mix a black and asian person? A criminal mastermind ..."
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"Sometimes I think my dog is only interested in food, then I realise that's mostly all I'm interested in as well. He's alright."
"What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail."
"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"
"Why does santa have no children? He only comes once a year and thats down the chimney."
"I don't care if a human is male or female, Black or white, European, American, or Asian, they all taste the same."
"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."
"What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator."
"Husband: Let's try a different position tonight. Wife: That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
"I take my coffee like I take my women... From behind"