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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a black and asian person? A criminal mastermind ..."
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"What do a carjacker and pervert have in common? They're always cracking in-ya-windows!"
"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"
"im tired of things costing money"
"Just made eye contact with a truck driver while eating a corn dog at a convenience store and now I hate everything."
"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!"
"What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar? I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either"
"A horse walks into a bar .. .. as Miranda and Samantha were already waiting, Charlotte was running late."
"What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!"
"My head hurts worse than your life sucks. Too bad a couple of Advil can't help your patheticism."