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Joke of the Day
"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."
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"someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really"
"Lawyers must be pretty big fans of the legendary Irish rock band U2. Almost all of them go on about all the pro-Bono things that they do."
"I always shave my beard after having sex ... so I can remind my wife for how long we've not been doing it."
"What prize did the dead body receive? Atrophy"
"Why are the cops shooting so many black men? There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one."
"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"
"Where does Iron man get his e-mail? Fe-mail"
"How do you draw an Overwatch character? You Tracer."
"What do you call an exploding monkey? a BA-BOOM!"