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Joke of the Day
"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."
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"My family tree is a cactus, we're all pricks."
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"The clock was still hungry... so it went back four seconds."
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"""do you know why i pulled you ov.. are you.. pinocchio?"" yea, so what ""is that a hooker?"" uh.. nope, no *his nose hits the fuckin moon*"
"What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman? ""Do you sell flip-flips?"""
"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."
"It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is."