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Joke of the Day

"During Peter Andre's early acting career he decided to get rid of the X at the end of his name... He was only getting shit rolls."

"*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*"

"Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)"

"What is the common enemy of frostbite victims and dairy products? Lack-toes Intolerance."

"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."

"Monica Lewinsky was recently offered a new position at a prestigious boarding school. Headmaster."

"How do you get 50 little old ladies to scream FUCK at the same time? Have the 51st scream BINGO!"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. But everyone's got an opinion."

"How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers? You weed out the rest"

"They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Unless he's a vegan. Then you can get there through his vagina."