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Joke of the Day
"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"
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"what did the doctor say to the midget? you'll just have to be a little patient"
"""No, everything's fine"" must've been a great phrase to say before women got hold of it."
"Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information highway."
"Life of an avocado * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * EAT ME NOW! * Too late."
"I love being a gynecologist I find that I'm always hard at work."
"Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it."
"I decided to stand on my left foot when the clock reached twelve tonight So I could start the year off right"
"What's the difference between matter and a hormone? You can't make matter."
"I told my friend that she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked surprised"