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Joke of the Day

"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"

"What do Russians call their sexual partners? Cumrades"

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."

"Intelligent people are some of the biggest idiots I've ever met."

"Why would the jewish cannibal eat you? For-Skin"

"My grandfather's final words before he kicked the bucket were... ""I'm gonna kick this bucket!"""

"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"

"Does syria have any walmarts? No, only targets."

"Scars are tattoos with better stories."

"What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Dora the EXPLODER"