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Joke of the Day

"Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll - rim slap*"

"Have you heard about the 2 tampons that could never get dates? [language] They were both stuck up cunts."

"I've got a great joke for you all! Runescape 3."

"What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef."

"So I was wondering whether any of my friends could possibly teach me quidditch... ...and then I thought, ""wait a minute, I know one. Oliver would""."

"What's better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ!"

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"A group of lingerie models were protesting They were met with stiff resistance"

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near..... Because your an asshole that's why, dickweed"

"Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts"