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Joke of the Day
"Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll - rim slap*"
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"A man walks into a bar... The man is now in a serious coma since he was stupid enough not to wear a hardhat in a construction zone."
"Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet? A: With a pumpkin patch."
"What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common? They both used to be on top gear."
"Football players, basketball players and soccer players all play with balls. How come my girlfriend refuses to."
"Have you heard the news about the courduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
"I've been running around screaming at random people that I've lost my virginity. I'm starting to regret naming my dog that."
"I keep waiting for a musical montage to start so I can do something awesome."
"Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day and don't fall out of a helicopter"
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop."