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Joke of the Day
"Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet? A: With a pumpkin patch."
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"How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why."
"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"
"I asked my cat ""Who is your favorite President of China?"" According to her it's Mao."
"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself."
"What are Mario's overalls made of? denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is"
"Best Joke Ever... This US presidential election. Yup, I went there..."
"I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in I wanna go out I wanna come in -My dog, all day long."
"My grandfather died at Auschwitz He got drunk and fell out of a guard tower"