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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... The man is now in a serious coma since he was stupid enough not to wear a hardhat in a construction zone."

"What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer? One builds weapons and the other build targets."

"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"

"An underage sweater walks into a bar for the third time. The bartender says, ""I'm gonna need to see your cardigan."""

"What did the beaver say to the tree? [It's been nice 'gnawing' you!](#s)"

"I'm hungry A boy walks up to his dad. ""Dad I'm hungry."" ""Hi hungry!"" ""Dad I'm serious."" ""I'm sorry serious, I thought you were hungry."" The boy then dies of hunger."

"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it."

"Won't do that again Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."

"""Don't be shy!"" -people who don't understand how genetically determined character traits work"

"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/askscience question? [deleted]"