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Joke of the Day
"What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common? They both used to be on top gear."
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"If you're American outside of the bathroom, what are you inside it? European"
"What does a cow use to solve math problems? A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun."
"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"
"Why don't lawyers have sex with their clients? To prevent double billing."
"The more fanciful embroidery you have on the back pockets of your jeans, the less I value you as a person."
"Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life."
"If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called ""The Five Gospels, Les Paul."" ^"
"From my History class about elections: If a country is 80% Hindu and 20% Muslim, who wins? The USA"
"Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep. He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down."