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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? A sweatstop."
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"You can never trust an atom because they make up everything"
"My girlfriend and I like to roleplay She pretends to be a nurse while I pretend she exists."
"Some grammar Nazis told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect. They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too."
"another from my sis when she was 5 What do you call a ice cube in the toilet? Poop cuber"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass!"
"Ladies: We leave the toilet seat up because we don't want to touch it any more than you do."
"*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins."
"Surprised to learn that famed pornography company American Apparel has entered the clothing business."
"How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling."