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Joke of the Day

"Surprised to learn that famed pornography company American Apparel has entered the clothing business."

"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"

"What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone ""Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."""

"What do you feed a fat vampire? One stake should be enough"

"What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine."

"I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath."

"Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives."

"Hulk got mad at his washing machine. Hulk SMASH IT! So Hulk gotta go to laundromat this morning. Hulk so stupid."

"What do you get if you walk under a cow? A pat on the head."

"""Life"" is like a box of chocolates: they're both food that come in boxes"