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Joke of the Day

"How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling."

"The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight."

"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."

"Hey Bradley Cooper's eyes: the most beautiful sky imaginable called - it wants it's color back"

"""I just heard that that one actress from Legally Blonde, Reese... 'whatever her last name is' got stabbed to death walking to her car last night."" ""Witherspoon?"" ""No, with a knife."""

"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."

"What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders? RubiCon."

"Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads."

"Did you here about that concert where the frontman flung his crap into the crowd? The shit reeeeeeally hit the fan"

"You know you're a bad driver when your GPS tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""