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Joke of the Day
"*doesnt stand for national anthem as protest against people who don't stand for national anthem*"
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"Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is ""Either way, you get your pet back""."
"What is Asia's favourite sitcom? Everybody loves Ramen."
"When a man hates takoyaki Does it mean it is takoyucky?"
"What if I never *dramatic pause* sleep *dramatic pause* a- *falls asleep during third dramatic pause*"
"SEX TIP!!!! If you want to meet new women, stand outside a sex change clinic!"
"""are you drunk?"" - everyone's response when i send a nice text"
"What's your favorite city in Thailand? Phuket, I don't know..."
"I got stuck in a shop the other day... ... because when I went to walk outside there was a sign saying the street was closed."
"""Haven't had to use my brakes in a few minutes. Better make sure they still work real quick."" -- everyone in front of you on the highway."