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Joke of the Day

"If you have to ask if something is racist, it's probably racist. If you insist something you've said is not racist, it's probably racist."

"How many Women Priest are there? Nun."

"You see two puppies. ""Awwwww!"" But they're cannibal puppies! ""Ahhhhhhh!"" One puppy eats the other! ""Ewwwww!"" Then he takes a nap. ""Awwwww!"""

"I'm leaving reddit"

"Maths joke: if you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, it's volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a)"

"Jim ate my sandwich. It was clearly labeled. Jim's email is open on his PC. Jim's son now thinks he's adopted. The sandwich was LABELED."

"I'd really like to applaud my doctor. The symptoms of my gonorrhea are finally starting to go away. ::slow clap::"

"Marriage is like a trip to the museum... You have to be really quiet and you can't touch anything."

"A wizard walks into a gay bar ... and disappeared with a poof"

"Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9? Because 7 8 9"