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Joke of the Day
"Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9? Because 7 8 9"
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"You know what I hate? 1: Typing 2: Hypocrisy 3: Lists"
"If you're not carrying around matchbooks from places you've been recently I don't know why you don't want your murder to be solved"
"Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !"
"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"
"If you throw acid on a basic bitch does she become salt?"
"What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink? The Alaskan Bull Worm."
"Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way."
"Why did the doctor quit his job? He ran out of patients."
"Two men walk into a BAR... The third one ducked!"