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Joke of the Day

"How many Women Priest are there? Nun."

"What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia."

"My girlfriend and I tried Anal sex for the first time today. It was a little ruff at first but I'm finally managing to sit down again."

"Hear toddler having meltdown at Target Me: Parents should control their kids! Cashier: Isn't she yours? Me: C: I saw her come in with you."

"High-Speed Rail in the US."

"""Mom, what does married mean?"" Taking naps together ""Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?"" No, that means he's getting divorced"

"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? [flashback to me trying to sword fight all the customers at Toys R Us] Me: discrimination"

"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"

"I make bad jokes This is one of them."

"Kevin Spacey once agreed to do a low-budget movie with a badly-written two-dimensional character... ...on the condition that he be credited in the cast as ""Kevin Planey."""