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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is like a trip to the museum... You have to be really quiet and you can't touch anything."
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"Why do indegionous people dislike snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."
"What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea"
"""DO NOT TOUCH"" Must be the scariest thing to read ... ... in Braille."
"I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets to within 4 inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket."
"I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever... All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever."
"What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ? ""Hey , they drew first"""
"I'll read a Southern Gothic novel with 1,288-word sentences, I don't give a Faulkner."
"ME: I would like a complaint form ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left ME: I would like two complaint forms"
"I like my women how I like my showers... Cold, crying and alone."